We'll Have to Start Again.

So, in breaking news, I have started my journey. And have had it abruptly end far sooner than I had envisioned. I arrived at Heathrow Airport with joy in my heart and adventure in my mind, only to be detained by the immigration officers over GIGANTIC mistakes on their part: apparently, I was planning on staying for 6 months... not the 3 or so weeks I had thought. Because of this misinterpretation I didn't have enough money to support myself, and was deported back to the U.S.A after a 6 hour stay in a holding cell.

God bless the British.

The Start

So. The journey begins in 5 days, 18 hours and 19 minutes.
I will attempt, for the sake of coherency and posterity, to update this
corner of my brain every week, perhaps more, depending on the
events of the day.

Here's to the world.
Cheers.